The Epic-Things-To-Do-To-Others List

OMG THIS VIDEO SO MADE MY DAY AND I FEEL HAPPY AND I FEEL LIKE DOING THE SAMET XD I need to buy an I <3 vlogbrothers shirt XD


Before I jump into yet another mini-essay arguing about the accuracy and correctness of the famous heart-vs-head reasoning (aka Rationality vs Emotion) - I will attempt to HAVE FUN XD and do something ENTERTAINING cuz I ACTUALLY WANT TO HAVE A VIEWERSHIP XD

SO, in absolute boredom, with inspiration from actual life events, we now come to.... *epic drumroll*
THEEPICTHINGSTODOTOOTHERSLIST

1)  End all sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
2) David Caruso style take of your glasses when answering with a sentence which has a subordinate clause.
e.g. *nonchalantly* Unfortunately, you are *David Caruso slow-mo take off specs thingy* ...Incorrect.
3) When answering the phone, say in a cheery voice that makes ppl think ur high on drugs or desperate for money (and make sure people can hear the words CLEARLY)... "Scrub-a-dub-dub Pub, may I take your other please?"
4) Call up McDonalds and make a long long order. Once you're about done, get a friend to call McDonalds (yes, another phone and at the same time) and then when he finds a person, you (the first phone) ask the guy to repeat your order AND THEN PLACE BOTH PHONES ON SPEAKER AND PLACE THEM NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
5) When ending a call (as in after you just hung up), immediately call back the person and then in a surprisingly angry voice, yell: "One hang up just wasn't enough!" and then immediately hangup
6) When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans
7) Sit in the middle of the canteen. Preferably at least 1 meter away from people. Start making racecar noises (like that buzzing sound as the car accelerates which then goes lower as the guy changes gear). When ppl stare at you, act as if nothing's happening
8) Ask a person how their day was. Laugh hysterically after they answer... in accordance with the prophecy XD ... ok sorry
9) When telling people who asked you to have a nice day that you have other plans, do it with a David Caruso style specs take off
10) Get a dictionary. Read it upside down and look for secret codes.
11) First day of school, wear a sticker which says "Hi! I'm Ben Dover (alternatively, Hugh Jebutt works just fine!"
12) Talk to an imaginary person in public. When someone asks you what you're doing, scream "AH! THEY'RE ONTO US! QUICK, JIMMY, HIDE!!!" then run away



Well, there you have it - the list. OH OH OH AND 1 MORE THING 1 MORE THING (and this is 1 which u can actually do despite its lameness)

1. Buy a bottled drink. Drink contents and refill with water till 3/4 full.
2. Squeeze bottle till water level is at brim.
3. Close bottle, then take a compass and use the pointy tip to poke a small hole near the bottom.

4. Watch as bubbles magically enter the bottle. Make sure the hole is small so that the effect lasts.