The Game plan

All right, chumps. Let's do this. LEEERRROOOOYYYY!!! UHHJJJEENNNNKKIIINNNS!!!

This is how I will get a girl XD

Contextualization of wall post on JC's wall (< omg i made a reference to JC for the first time D:!!! ) ...

Basically, after I was told that girls fall for JC instantly (pfft, unfortunately), I realized that.... he was in breach of antitrust law (demonstration of which was when sistic was sued $1000 000 for being too pro and not giving other minor ticketing agents a chance to rise in the market. basically, they were dominating and it was unfair. so they had to nerf sistic.

Which is why I have to nerf JC. 

GAHAHAHA IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW XD punchdrunk on love (or lack thereof) XD XD XD

Joshie, i shall heed your advice and enjoy my singleness (pfft, singularity is not equal to singleness).

sin·gu·lar·i·ty (s ng gy -l r -t ). n. pl. sin·gu·lar·i·ties. 1. The quality or condition of being singular. 2. A trait marking one as distinct from others; 

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Guys. I'll see you tomorrow.